Saturday, March 08, 2008 Saturday, March 08, 2008 10:29 AM
i had this flashback while looking/staring at the window and i saw that
1. i almost lost my dog 2 years ago
2. i was not allowed to talk chinese to my friends infront of my mom
3. i did gym one day and couldnt walk the next day - seriously
4. i liked this guy very much and dint even know he liked me last time, until recently when i found out and realised
5. homework still sucked :))


well, went to silas house for mahjong as normal with ruth&joseph.
ended up playing for 4 dumb hours - winning a puuunnyy $1.10,
and that was my bus fare to and fro.

night met up with matt, meiyin and henry and kinda caught up with one another alil.
ate some jap food, icecream and saw MR HARDI, like oh please
and watched movie - WATER HORSE! nice lahh. watch it!
went home afta that. i wanted to get outta tamp but yahh, they didnt want to so, its OKAY :D

im tired. and because i am so bored, i ripped off emails and magazines for some dumb and irritaiting jokes.




1.What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?the answer iss..
he says goodbye to his boy hood and looks forward to his adultery (i like that!)

one more one more,the joke goes like this,

2.i was depressed last night, so i called lifeline, a call centre in Pakistan
I told them i was suicidal, they got all excited and asked if i knew how to drive a truck or fly a plane (i got this from 8days)

3.this from 8days again,
Q: Which is more talkative? bread or kopi?
A: BLARDIE lame answer: Bread - Because breadTALK, but kopiTIAMlike wth

and the jokes below are ripped off the email meiyin sent to me

4."Mum, can I ask you something?"
"Sure! What about?"
"You see, I'm already fourteen and... I think it's just proper that I should own one."
"And what is this 'one' you're referring to?"
"Could you buy me a neat set of brassieres?"
"No."
"But my nipples are already prominent and it catches attention."
"Nope.""It will be just proper at my age..."
"I said no way...!""But all of my friends wear......!"
"David! How many times must I tell you that bras are for girls!?"

5.In the last mini bloggers gathering, I decided to play some spiritual games, to play this game I would need someone to come up and tell me about some of his encounter with the spiritual world.

To pick the candidate for my games, I asked this question :"Who belif in ghost?"Everyone put up their hands (Linpeh, Cocka, Kenny Ng, Aceone, 9393, Ahpek, Maverick & Inevitable)"wuah too many flers ledi" i think to myself ... "must narrow down abit"

I then ask another question to narrow down the number of candidates :"Who seen a ghost before?"This time lesser abit, only 4 flers put up their hands (Linpeh, Cocka, Ahpek and Maverick) "but I only need 1 fler, I kena ask another question to filter more lar"

I think to myself .... then I ask again :"Who touched a ghost before?"Its working like the way i wanted it to be ... this time its down to 2 flers .... Linpeh and Ahpek, still i need to get rid of 1 more fler ..... I follow by this question :"Which one of you had sex with a ghost before?"

This time only Linpeh put up his hand ..... "I got my candidate liow!" I thot to myself .... I then invite Linpeh to come up to the stage :Me : Linpeh sir, would you mind to come up and and share you Sexperience with us?Linpeh : Ok*On The Stage :*Me : So Linpeh, can you tell us .... how the hell you managed to have sex with a ghost one har?

Linpeh : GHOST??!! You mean HANTU??? aiks!! soli soli!!! I heard wrong ledi!!! I thot you said GOAT just now!!!


6.A FOOLish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED

7.A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best Woman.>
Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.> Moral : BE SPECIFIC

8.When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you from Darkness. Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness - Please PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL.